SMSKAR

M-is for d million things she gave me

O-means only that she's growing old

T-is for d tears she shed 2 save me

H-is for her heart of purest gold

E-is * some text missing *

Larkiya kanch ki choriyo ki tarha hoti hai..qaim rhain to shan barhati hai or agar toot jain to koi b inhe smait k hath zakhmi nahi karta"
Dedicated 2 all GIRLZ

For ACCA students

Ques: prove that 2/10=2.

Normal colege sutdnt insist question is "out of slaybus" or incorect but CA stdnt nevr know wht is corect answer, he always thnk we are CA stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so CA student wil solve dis example as below:

2=two
10=ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en

W=23
O=15
E=5
N=14,

therefore

w+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19

Therefore

wo/en = 38/19 = 2

Hence proved!!!

For Charted Acountants it doesn't matter answer kya hy, they say "answer kya laana hy yeh bata humain??

"ACCA" ROCKS

Enjoying in burning hotness- thats my vcations.

Shivering with fear of result- thats my winter.

Have empty pockets with Ideas for pakistan tour-thats my passion.

Thinking to make long long calls to all my friends, but balance Rs 3.43-still thats my love for friends.

Want to study whn nothing is to study- thats my love for books.

Who m I?

"Typical student" ;)

Amazing:-
If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning...

Dormitory = Dirty Room

Astronomer = Moon starer

The eyes = They see

Election Results = Lies lets recount

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one..

High level cnfidnce
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me, where is GOD, i'll reward u 100 rupees

Student : n If u tell me where GOD is not, i'll reward u 200 rupees.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:

When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.

LAW OF WORKSHOP:

Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessable corner.

LAW OF TRAFFIC:

If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.

LAW OF ENCOUNTER:

Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u dont want to be seen with.

LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:

Anything is possible if u dont know what u r talking about...